{"id":6343,"date":"2019-04-24T23:16:38","date_gmt":"2019-04-25T03:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/?p=6343"},"modified":"2019-04-24T23:16:38","modified_gmt":"2019-04-25T03:16:38","slug":"czarasaurous-nirukama-drwhoconfusesme-so-this-kid-fell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/?p=6343","title":{"rendered":"czarasaurous: nirukama: drwhoconfusesme: So this kid fell&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/1a38762d48334b0a39557f4b7d146098\/tumblr_niylfqr3FF1si9fn9o1_500.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/9648df8fff81bd1cd4ee3703dcaaf3d1\/tumblr_niylfqr3FF1si9fn9o2_500.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/1b586fad027e559954891e59b13ba599\/tumblr_niylfqr3FF1si9fn9o3_500.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/3c05509631f8e73fc6d60335df6882e9\/tumblr_niylfqr3FF1si9fn9o4_500.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/czarasaurous.tumblr.com\/post\/110021064958\/nirukama-drwhoconfusesme-so-this-kid-fell-asleep\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">czarasaurous<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nirukama.tumblr.com\/post\/109778324316\/drwhoconfusesme-so-this-kid-fell-asleep-during\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">nirukama<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/drwhoconfusesme.tumblr.com\/post\/109519340643\/so-this-kid-fell-asleep-during-class-and-hes\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">drwhoconfusesme<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So this kid fell asleep during class and he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>but what happened when he woke up<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, and there was one atheist girl in the class <\/p>\n<p>so when he fell asleep, all the students except the atheist left their backpacks and jackets on their chairs and left the room<\/p>\n<p>and the kid woke up and started to panic, looked over and saw the atheist girl reading a book, still in the classroom<\/p>\n<p>she turned the page, returned his glance, and said \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is great<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>czarasaurous: nirukama: drwhoconfusesme: So this kid fell asleep during class and he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him but what happened when he woke up quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[402,403],"class_list":["post-6343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ifttt","tag-tumblr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6343"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6344,"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6343\/revisions\/6344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sporks.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}